Producers of [INSERT MOVIE HERE] are mad at Lindsay Lohan for causing delays. But Lindsay says it's not her fault because [INSERT EXCUSE HERE].

Lindsay Lohan is an asshole

Lindsay Lohan's career has reached the point where the only roles she's considered for are cameos where she pokes fun at herself for being a fuck-up, like in the upcoming Scary Movie 5. But shooting the cameo doesn't seem to be going too well because, as it turns out, Lindsay Lohan is a fuck-up. From the New York Post:

Dimension Films signed Lohan to play a cameo in the horror spoof opposite Charlie Sheen. But over the past two weeks -- as the date for filming approached -- Lohan disappeared, blew off rehearsals, missed her flight to the set and even bizarrely claimed she had walking pneumonia.

A cameo requires maybe 2-3 hours of work on set and Lindsay couldn't even do that.

"Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings," said a Hollywood insider. "Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work."

Yet another source tells us that Lohan last weekend began saying she couldn't do the film because she had "walking pneumonia," and went to a hospital Sunday to get her lungs checked.

"She is under contract -- so to get out of it, she had to prove that she was sick," said a source. "She tried to prove she has walking pneumonia."

It's kinda hard to feel for the Scary Movie 5 producers because THEY HIRED LINDSAY FUCKING LOHAN. It's not like she won a contest to be in this movie. Knowing her history, they still thought it'd be a good idea to have her sign on the dotted line. It'd be like hiring Charles Manson for your film, and getting pissed off when the lead actress ended up dead with a pentagram carved in her forehead. "Hmmmm, did not see that one coming..."

*5 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

Morgan

It is useless to be angry with our LILo. It would be as useless as being angry at the friendly sun, or beautiful clouds in a blue sky. LiLo is an elemental, essential and comforting force of nature.

Herman Bumfudle

she's irish, she doesn't trust the fbi.

baboom insane obeyah

Lindsay is currently starring in the " INNOCENTS OF ISLAM" check out the scene where the prophet is sniffing her frecklepuss and if you like Americans being killed in the middle east give me 4 more years

Crazy_Hater

Lindsay Lohan is an asshole

Lindsay Lohan's career has
reached the point where the only roles she's considered for are cameos
where she pokes fun at herself for being a fuck-up, like in the upcoming
Scary Movie 5. But shooting the cameo doesn't seem to be going too well because, as it turns out, Lindsay Lohan is a fuck-up. From the New York Post:

Dimension
Films signed Lohan to play a cameo in the horror spoof opposite Charlie
Sheen. But over the past two weeks -- as the date for filming
approached -- Lohan disappeared, blew off rehearsals, missed her flight
to the set and even bizarrely claimed she had walking pneumonia.
A cameo requires maybe 2-3 hours of work on set and Lindsay couldn't even do that.

"Lindsay
missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and
wardrobe meetings," said a Hollywood insider. "Then she missed her
flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been
getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work."

Yet
another source tells us that Lohan last weekend began saying she
couldn't do the film because she had "walking pneumonia," and went to a
hospital Sunday to get her lungs checked.

"She is under contract
-- so to get out of it, she had to prove that she was sick," said a
source. "She tried to prove she has walking pneumonia."
It's kinda hard to feel for the Scary Movie 5 producers
because THEY HIRED LINDSAY FUCKING LOHAN. It's not like she won a
contest to be in this movie. Knowing her history, they still thought
it'd be a good idea to have her sign on the dotted line. It'd be like
hiring Charles Manson for your film, and getting pissed off when the
lead actress ended up dead with a pentagram carved in her forehead.
"Hmmmm, did not see that one coming..."

Jane

hey moron. if a cameo only takes a few hours that would mean the story is BS because she wouldn't need to be there 2 weeks before to rehearse. apparently this site is rumor by people with dead brain cells.