Kristen Stewart leaving the premiere of On The Road at the Toronto International Film Festival (9/6)

There have been a ton of rumors that Robert Pattinson has forgiven Kristen Stewart for cheating on him, and now the Chicago Sun Times says the two are sneaking around together. Gee, what could possibly go wrong . . . whore:
According to those close to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the "Twilight" co-stars -- slowly rebuilding their personal relationship after Stewart's cheating scandal -- are real pros at going undercover.

"They are amazing," said a close Pattinson pal Thursday. "They can disguise themselves so well that even their own parents wouldn't recognize them." Reportedly, the duo have a series of secret hook-up locales in out-of-the-way L.A. and other Southern California neighborhoods -- "places where no paparazzo would even think of going," added the source.

To that, add nondescript wardrobes and even "old beater cars," and Pattinson and Stewart are able to achieve the private time they so desperately covet.
I can understand why Robert and Kristen need to hide their shame. There are some things this society of ours hasn't come around to accepting even though it seems as if anything goes (i.e. Team KKK). For example, sticking your weiner into another man's creampie is still considered taboo, especially when it comes from such a hack of a director. Now look, I know I should apologize to those of you who just had their appetite spoiled, but in all honesty, you should know by now that reading this sight during or within half an hour of lunch is bad for digestion.

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