Khloe Kardashian out and about in West Hollywood (8/22)

If you can forget the fact that she doesn't look half-black, the National Enquirer claims that Khloe Kardashian is O.J. Simpson's daughter. Meh. I couldn't possibly think less of the Kardashian family, so whatever. From the tabloid:
"O.J. believes Khloe is his natural-born daughter through his affair with Kris Jenner when she was married to his buddy Robert Kardashian - and he wants to do something about it," revealed an insider.

Although he's been crying poor mouth, Simpson has actually stashed away more than $2 million in secret Cayman Islands bank accounts - and he has millions more coming to him over the years through his NFL pension. Now O.J. wants to make sure Khloe gets part of it. But when he told his four children - Arnelle, 43, Jason, 42, Sydney, 26, and Justin, 24 - he was including Khloe in his will, all hell broke loose.

"At first they thought he was just making a big joke, but when they realized he was serious, they were flabbergasted," said the source. "They are furious and wonder why they have to share the wealth with a complete stranger."
Holy mother of everything big and small, what more can I possibly add to this? O.J. Simpson is a caricature of an evil villain -- I'm surprised he hasn't tied his children to railroad tracks by now. Does Sasquatch Kardashian really need his money? Of course not, but if O.J. wants her to have it, then it's hers. O.J. must be so frustrated. Since he's in prison where he belongs, he can't handle things the way he's accustomed to. Of course by "handle" I mean murder, and by "things" I mean his backtalking children.

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  • me

    Who ever wrote this is a pig! Calling a woman Sasquatch is disgusting and unprofessional. Drug addict would write better article.

  • Calliegh

    Now why didn't KJ add that affair info her book ?

  • Lo From Wisco

    She looks EXACTLY like Kris' makeup artist she boned. That is absolutely 100% her father.

  • Don't think there's much O.J. can leave his "daughter" other than a bloody knife. That ought to get a few bucks on Ebay?

  • bob k the late dad

    see the look of disbelief on my face when that jury of nitwits declared OJ innocent and still to this day eveyrthing I have to do with this jerk ends in disbelief including this claim eventhough I knew Kris is a lying whore being married to that botoxed boffoon and I,m sure the family of Ron Goldman will have something to say about this. All hail Armenia

  • Vloggerazzi

    National Enquirer just had to overreach their report. OJ being Khloe's dad might be believable but him having millions in offshore accounts and expect even more millions from a NFL pension is laughable. Ask all the other retire NFL players where their million dollar pensions are.


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