Katy Perry at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Staples Center in L.A. (9/6)

The last time Katy Perry got serious with John Mayer, he dumped her, so if you've ever wanted to have hot rebound sex with her, the next few weeks would be ideal because she's probably gonna get dumped again. From The Sun:
Katy Perry won't need to hide a spare key under a doormat for John Mayer. The Part Of Me singer has given her new bloke his very own key to her LA pad. John usually stays in hotels when he's over from New York - even though he owns a place nearby. But as their relationship continues to get more and more serious, Katy thinks she is doing the right thing.

A source said: "John thinks it is easier to stay in hotels rather than his own LA pad. But Katy insists he should stay with her. She thinks it makes sense."

Katy's family and friends are happy that she's moving on from ex-hubby Russell Brand but they are begging her to slow down.
It's done -- John Mayer is officially off the douchebag list. Can I call Johnny a snake charmer even if he's using his own snake to do the charming? I can only imagine how magical a moment it must have been when John bent Katy over a chair and ripped out what should have been her tampon, but it turned out to be a set of keys to the mansion, her social security number, and what's left of her memories of Russell Brand. It's the kind of stuff dreams are made of.

*21 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

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