Katy Perry leaving the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood (8/11)

For some strange reason (perhaps his raspy vocals or heartfelt lyrics?), Katy Perry can't quit John Mayer. She's been drunk-texting him nonstop ever since she was dumped. Boy, if I had a nickel for every horny Katy Perry-lookalike that drunk-texted me . . . From the New York Daily News:
A source close to the recently divorced pop star says Perry isn't over her breakup with the crooner, and has been "texting John late at night asking him to take her back."

The insider says, "She's been really depressed and needs attention," adding that, "she really liked him and thought it was going to be something serious."

Perry was first linked to Mayer in June. "She has been calling and drunk-texting him even after her friends have told her not to," says the source, adding that Perry's been hanging around other men "to make him jealous."
Wow, that didn't take long, did it? Katy went from being a talented artist and the picture of self-confidence to just another John Mayer conquest on her hands and knees, groveling for the cock. Not that I blame Katy -- talent and that "girl power" horseshit can get you ladies to the stars, but it only takes between 8 and 10 inches to put you back in your place. And where is that place? In the kitchen, making sure my dinner is warm when I get home. And don't even think about putting shoes and socks on. Or not being pregnant.

*5 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

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[Pacific Coast News]

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