Heidi Klum and Martin Kirsten jogging in New York (8/11)

Heidi Klum is dating her bodyguard Martin Kristen (just like Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner except Heidi still has intact nasal cavities) and her ex Seal is none too happy about it. He told TMZ:
"Look boys, that's what happens when two people separate. They move on and that generally means [they have] other people in their lives. I necessarily don't expect to Heidi to all of a sudden become a nun, but as always, my main priority is the emotional well being of our children.

"To be quite honest, if there is going to be somebody else in their lives, I'd much rather it was a familiar face. I guess the only thing I would have preferred is that. . . I guess I didn't expect any better from him, I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were."
Instead of going all "OH NO HE DI'INT!" on him, Heidi took the high road and told Us Weekly:
"I cherish all of the great memories Seal and I created together over the years. Our separation was based on issues between the two of us. Seal has moved on and so have I. My priority has and continues to be protecting and providing for our children."
So what If Heidi is laying down for her employees? Is there a law that defines what a bonus should be? No? Then stop judging, you busybodies. Not everyone gets to work for Heidi Klum, so sex as payment for services rendered is perfectly acceptable, even if you're getting Seal's sloppy seconds. Sorry, I'm a romantic at heart. That reminds me, I need a new hot secretary. And a good lawyer to represent me against my old one. Slut.

*15 Heidi Klum pictures total in the gallery:

  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 1
  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 2
  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 3
  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 4
  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 5
  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 6
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  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 11
  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 12
  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 13
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  • Heidi Klum Dating Bodyguard 15
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