Eva Longoria on the set of a mystery project in L.A. (8/15)

Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez are totally doing it, but not officially. Good for him. Less presents to buy. From Hollyscoop:
Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez are NOT dating, even though they are hanging out a lot and going on dates. A source very close to the actress confirms to Hollyscoop that Eva and Mark are not dating, contrary to what you may have read or heard.

After ending things in her on-again off-again relationship with Penelope Cruz's little brother Eduardo Cruz, Longoria has been spotted several times out and about with New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. 37-year-old Eva Longoria has been "hanging out with" or "seeing" the 25-year-old pro-baller after months of speculation of are-they-aren't-they dating rumors.

The couple went out on Friday night with friends in New Jersey where they were nibbling off each others plates, a sure sign that they are totally dating or just super hungry.

"She's been with him a lot," says one source.
Is this an item? Seriously? If we're calling spaghetti-armed Mark Sanchez and Tony Parker-reject Eva Longoria celebrities, then I'll shut Celebslam down and start selling herbal remedies online. Eva and Mark aren't high enough on the importance scale unless they ratchet up the kookery to Amanda Bynes-like levels. Now I do have a ban on boring people, but I will give Sanchez credit for banging a woman old enough to be his mother. What? Eva would have been 12 when Mark was born. She's Latino.

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  • Crazy_Hater

    The fucking TWAT Eva that uses the Twitter world to
    retweet offensive things and then blames it on Twitter instead of owning
    up for her own stupidity. Nice move you useless fucking CUNT. Do you
    like it BITCH when someone use that kind of language about you you
    fucking Liberal Hollywood ASSHOLE! FUCK YOU Eva, you fucking suck bitch!

  • Devilbear

    I'd love to be doing it with Eva! Your One Hot Cougar Girl!

  • sassy

    They are going on dates but not dating... how does one define dating then?

  • niceguy

    I want to cummmm on those shoes!!!

  • Crazy_Hater

    Clueless liberal bitch, who fucking cares with whom the cunt sleeps with. Just hope Sanchez doesn't get any STD from this HO!

  • pat patriot

    T-BOW replaces dirty Sanchez who is on IR due to a broken penis

  • Guest

    Eva, knock it off with the stilt shoes. You're not fooling anyone. You're short. Just accept it.

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