That is just embarrassing

Christina Aguilera says she was too skinny in the past, which obviously isn't a problem anymore. Thanks cheesecake! She told Lucky magazine:
"Actually, the challenge I've always had is being too thin, so I love that now I have a booty, and obviously I love showing my cleavage. Hey, if you can work it and you can own it, that confidence is going to shine through."

Aguilera also feels relaxed having more control over her fashion choices, as she was previously told what to wear by her music industry bosses.

She adds, "When you're young, it's so easy to get bulldozed. There were these two ladies who worked at the record label who always wanted to come to fittings and dress me up like a Barbie doll. It was disgusting."
Hey, Christina finally beat Britney Spears at something. Remember when Britney and Christina would battle over who was the bigger star or the better entertainer, and Britney would always win? Well, we obviously have a winner in Morbidlyobesefest 2012. Britney might be a drooling hillbilly who can barely string together a sentence longer than one word, but at least she's in as good a shape as her 40-year-old body will allow her to be in. It looks like Christina had a nice run, but eventually just gave up. "Fuck it, left side of the menu for an appetizer, right side for an entree."

*10 Christina Aguilera pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 1
  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 2
  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 3
  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 4
  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 5
  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 6
  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 7
  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 8
  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 9
  • Christina Aguilera Cleavage Love 10
  • 819Jennie

    Uck, sorry, but Xtina is way too fat now. She was perfect in the "Your Body" video, not too fat and not too skinny (Even though she was verging a little on the fat side because of her "badonk-a-donk"), but now the amount of weight she's gained is outrageous. She still has a rockin' voice, but she needs to get back on the treadmill.

  • matt

    time to put the slutty clothes in the attic

  • ;p

    Well... at least she sings. I mean, she doesn't have a microphone attached to her ear nor is she dancing a routine at the same time.

  • lol

    Coming from the person who had implants. Yeah you really owned it, lol.

  • Vloggerazzi

    Totally can't wait until Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson start doing State Fair tours together. All that weight on one stage in the middle of a hillbilly crowd is going to be hilarious.

  • master yoda

    Looks like she is taking a very painful dump

  • Litsa

    I bet that cooch taste like a spicy cheese quesadilla.


    I hear she's hooking up with MEATLOAF as a duo called Meatloaf and mashed potatos and Jessica Simpson and Kirsty Ally are the opening act billed as the THE BIGGEST GAINERS

  • jay

    In a word; Hideous!
    Yeah, let's celebrate our newly found fat arse lol

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