Britney Spears at a screening of the season two premiere of The X Factor at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood (9/11)

Being a judge on the new X Factor isn't gonna be nearly as fun as Britney Spears originally thought. Thanks a lot, sobriety! From Us Weekly:
If Britney Spears seems a little loopy on the X Factor judges' panel, it's not because she's buzzed. During auditions around the U.S., the singer's team made sure booze was removed from every place she stayed before she arrived!

"Very important: We require you to empty the minibars of all alcohol," reads a hotel rider for the rehab vet, 30. "And no gifts of wine or any other alcoholic beverages, please."
I want to know who the unlucky sonofabitch is who drew the short straw and now has to remove Britney's vodka IV drip. He's either a fear junkie or the baddest man on the planet . . . well, assuming it's just one man. Personally, I think that only a group of professional hardasses would have the moxy to pull a stunt like that off. I'm pretty sure that the A-Team aren't a real team of commandos, so that only leaves Seal Team 6. Hell, getting Bin Laden was the easy part. Let's see those guys fight off a twitchy Britney Spears when she's horny and sobering up. "Git over here and give Brit Brit sum of yer seed!"

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  • brittinanny ho down

    Thannnk God I'z allwayz gots my moonshine blood transfusions thats there be my 100 proof X Factor , heck I'm just a down home country gal

  • Martha

    Brit has really good teeth. That has to be a plus for her.

  • Festus

    She is a lady. Quality and culture always shines through.


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