Taylor Swift really wants to be a Kennedy . . . and the afternoon links

Taylor Swift and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr at the Kennedy Compound in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts (8/12)

+ Julianne Hough in short shorts [Caught on Set]

+ Zoe Saldana's smoking hot photoshoot for Malibu mag [Drunken Stepfather]
+ LeAnn Rimes is in a bikini, of course [The Superficial]
+ Girls of Teen Sex Comedies (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ A little Tim Tebow for the ladies [Celebuzz]

+ Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart are friends now? [Evil Beet]
+ Miley Cyrus hates herself [Socialite Life]
+ Dat cleavage [Double Viking]
+ Evelyn Lozada wants a divorce [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Masha Philippova looking obscenely hot

*11 Taylor Swift Kennedy pictures total in the gallery:

[INF Pictures]

Mark

Is the Kennedy sister, the one that they forced to undergo a frontal lobotomy still among the living? I think her name was Rose.

duh

Nope. Dead.

whatever

Well, she already has the hideous, famous teeth.

BensDad

Run Taylor. Run for your very life. Run fast and far. Two things tend to happen to Kennedy women. They live an unhappy life and die young, or live a long unhappy life before they die. You don't want to be a part of that disfunctional family or drunks and druggies.

LIZ THE SHIZ

Okay, it's
time we stopped mourning. Let's lighten things up. Ted
Kennedy the beloved manslaughtering alcoholic from Massachusetts has croaked
from brain cancer. Let us honor his memory with some dead Ted Kennedy jokes.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson
and Teddy Kennedy? About 2 months of decay!
Ted Kennedy has been sober for over 12 hours
now.
Ted Kennedy carries on the tradition of his
brothers by dying with something lodged in his brain.
What did Teddy tell Mary Jo when he found out
she was pregnant? We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.
I wonder if Ted Kennedy’s funeral will be open
bar?
Ted also had a plan to stimulate the Auto
industry but his program was called “cash for kerplunkers”.
How did people find out Ted was dead? He
didn’t show up to the bar this morning.
I’d rather go hunting with Cheney than driving
with Ted Kennedy.
Ted Kennedy never became president because
unlike George Washington, he couldn’t cross a river.
Ted is dead, it's all just water under the
bridge now.
With news of Ted’s death, the Massachusetts
liquor industry is now going to need a bailout.

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