Snooki's out

Snooki leaving the St Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey (8/28)

After giving birth on Sunday, Snooki, full of the quiet dignity that's become her trademark, officially left the hospital yesterday. Nah, I'm just kidding. She was followed by cameras for her reality show. Because how could any of us go on with our life without knowing how Snooki feels about her body 48 hours after having a baby? "My pussy feels like the Grand Canyon. I think I can actually feel some German tourists in there. Entschuldigung!"

*15 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

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Crusher

Snooki looking gooooood for just having a baby. She is such a little sex pot.

Jersey Guy

Wait six months and Snooki will be nominated National Mother of theYear.. Jersey quality always comes through.

snookie cookies

and now Weight Watchers is putting me on the Jessica Simpson diet, looking forward to being 40 pounds fatter in two weeks mmmmmmmmm Arbees

Vloggerazzi

LOL...they actually found a camera person short enough to shoot Snooki without bending their knees or risking lower back injury.

Meg

Can you imagine what that job must be like? Having to get that close that often? Hope they get hazard pay.

TheFacts

Snooki is important, as are her thoughts. She is the spirit and voice of today's young adults. Her values are their values, her problems and worries are their problems and worries. Her lifestyle is their lifestyle. She is young America going forward.