Snooki leaving the St Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey (8/28)

After giving birth on Sunday, Snooki, full of the quiet dignity that's become her trademark, officially left the hospital yesterday. Nah, I'm just kidding. She was followed by cameras for her reality show. Because how could any of us go on with our life without knowing how Snooki feels about her body 48 hours after having a baby? "My pussy feels like the Grand Canyon. I think I can actually feel some German tourists in there. Entschuldigung!"

*15 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

  • Snooki Hospital Exit 1
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 2
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 3
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 4
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 5
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 6
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 7
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 8
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 9
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 10
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 11
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 12
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 13
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 14
  • Snooki Hospital Exit 15
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