Snooki gives birth

Snooki promoting her book Gorilla Beach at Showboat Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey (7/25)

Snooki is officially a ~~MILF~~ mom -- she gave birth to a baby boy on early Sunday morning. So far she has the father narrowed down to five guys, probably. Her rep -- yes, Snooki has a rep -- said:

The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world, weighing 6 pounds, 5 ounces. Nicole, Jionni and Enzo are doing great!

And with life comes death, as Neil Armstrong passed away this Saturday from complications from a heart bypass surgery he had earlier this month. In a way, I envy the man. He was the first person to walk on the Moon and he never had to live on an Earth where Snooki was a mother. He was one bad ass motherfucker.

*10 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]

Yes please!

I would like to see Will Ferrell punch her baby.

Dr no

Fetus alcohol syndrome..that being said,the kid will still have a higher IQ than the two of them combined.

fugetaboutit

thanks celebslam for showing Snooks eating the placenta what else but a 2 foot long Italian sub and now here's baby Guido's oops I mean Lorenzo's fathers picture [see photo] thats a nice and Lorenzo himself

JerseyGuy

Congrats to Snooki and her new baby. This country needs more Jersey people. My only regret is that Celebslam failed to show us photos of the pregnant Snooki.