Ryan Lochte is drunk

After finishing his last Olympic swimming event on Thursday night, American silver medal specialist Ryan Lochte got absolutely hammered last night at Chinawhite nightclub in London. And then proceeded to take home a homely-looking British chick who might be a 6 on a good night. He thought he was going to bang a supermodel, but fittingly, fell way short of expectations.

*15 Ryan Lochte pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 1
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 2
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 3
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 4
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 5
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 6
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 7
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 8
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 9
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 10
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 11
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 12
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 13
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 14
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 15
[Pacific Coast News]
  • jjdoe

    EVERYONE in photo 3 looks drunk!

  • That's his sister.

  • Fifi834

    Derp face

  • Swimmer

    It's his sister .

  • Ben

    But she has so many cute freckles and really nicely shaped boobs.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    if you drink enough chlorine everything stars to look good after awhile


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