Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in her work clothes

Note to self: Find a way into Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's bedroom. Legally, if possible. Via Contact Music:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley decorates her bedroom with vintage underwear. The model-turned-actress - who is launching a new underwear range with Marks & Spencer - has revealed she adorns the boudoir she shares with her actor boyfriend Jason Statham with fine French camisoles and lace Brassieres.

In an interview with Style magazine, the 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' said: "Vintage underwear is particularly sensual, especially pieces from the 1930s and 1940s - that's largely down to the colours and tones. It's like art to me: I love finding pieces and hanging them round my bedroom."

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, the tent in the front of your shorts is real -- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is living like a Pussycat Doll. She's on a roll like I've never seen -- and not only because her bedroom is a bordello. Rosie is the reason why I didn't walk out of Transformers 3, she has a ridiculous body, a sexy accent, and she's dating the star of a couple of kick-ass Guy Ritchie movies (Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, and Revolver). But be careful -- the last chick who got that hot that fast was Megan Fox, and we all know what happened to her. Do me a favor, Rosie: Don't have an opinion on anything and don't get fat.

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