Rihanna leaving Racer's Edge Indoor Karting in Burbank (8/25)

Joan Rivers and Rihanna are fighting now or something. Hopefully not literally. I hear Rihanna has a real weak chin. From Contact Music:
Rihanna has taken aim at Joan Rivers after the outspoken comic mocked the pop star over her candid interview with Oprah Winfrey. The Umbrella hitmaker broke down in tears during a chat with Winfrey for her Own network earlier this month when she admitted she still loves her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown.

The comment irked Rivers, who took to Twitter.com to call the star out on her confession, writing, "Rihanna confessed to Oprah Winfrey that she still loves Chris Brown. Idiot! Now it's MY turn to slap her."

Rihanna quickly retaliated, replying, "Joan_Rivers wow u really do get slow when you're old huh?", before adding, "Slap on some diapers."

River then tried to make amends by inviting her on her show Fashion Police, writing, "Honey, Rihanna, everyone knows: If he hit you once, he'll hit you again. Read the statistics. Ps - Love to have you on Fashion Police!"
Oh boy, I think it's time for Joan to call it a career. The old lady had a decent line that was totally destroyed by Rihanna's "slap on some diapers" comeback. For you rank amateurs considering a career in comedy, never, EVER, try to justify a lukewarm one-liner with real sentiment because your target killed you. Joan's retort to the retort was so hack that I'm surprised she didn't ask Rihanna to pick a card first. So much for that "genius" label every comedian likes to pin on Joan -- clearly she's not. In the words of the great humanitarian and lover of women, DMX: "Mind yo business, trick-ass ho!"

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  • Ruby

    I still LOVE Joan. Rihanna just seems like a stupid, spoiled, slut.

  • 99142

    Rihanna lacks common sense and seriously needs therapy. She went on National T.V. three years ago and spoke about her ordeal and appeared to be the poster woman for Domestic Violence and woman everywhere. Woman cried and sympathized with her and shared her pain. Now, three years later she wants to go on T.V again and declare her love for the man that beat her face senseless and she don't care what people think. Well, I think Joan Rivers had a right to say what she said. Rihanna has basically turned her back on those who supported her and expects people to say nothing about it. Well, I beg to differ. Assuming Chris Brown would ever want to reunite with her, after she publicly shared her feelings on the incident that Chris Brown requested remain a private matter. I think Rihanna can forget people ever supporting her, if this happens again, be it him or someone else. This incident beats all, and once again Rihanna is single handedly sabotaging her career. And holding your finger up at the world; is not a good look for a woman! Get your act together! God is watching.

  • jay

    Got to go with Joan on this one.

  • Marcie

    I find this story hard to believe. Rihanna is such a lady and so refined she would never stoop to such hooliginism.

  • lulu1367

    what? Are you serious?? Rihanna is a refined lady?? Obviously you haven't been hearing about the things she has been doing or the things that has been coming out her mouth or how she has been dressing... "my p*ssy is why to dry for you to be riding me like that"- Rihanna's word...yup that is exactly what a lady would say in a conflict lol

  • Matrim

    You're not particularly familiar with the concept of sarcasm, are you?

  • lulu1367

    **way to dry...not why..typo

  • Edrick

    Rihanna has twice the class and culture as Joan Rivers ever did. Rihanna and Chris are Island people and way cool.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Right back at ya HO!

  • Crazy_Hater

    Fuck You too Bitch! Who gives a rat's ASS about your stupid ass? I could care less if you are having an argument with anyone, just FUCK YOU BITCH!! You think you're the Queen Bitch when in fact you are just THE BITCH!! ESAD and get back to me you useless CUNT!

  • Herman Bumfudle

    if rihanna is lying about her love for chris. then the truth about why he beat her up, would be more devastating for chris #itsallaboutwhy and its not good.

  • BZX

    Lets hope Rihanna doesn't sic Chris Brown on Joan. Chris would demolish her, him being a dangerous cage fighter and all. Chris is pure warrior with fists of molten steel.

  • Kim

    Joan is the winner here. Rhianna is a typical victim who would go back to Chris (if she isnt already) in a heart beat and put up with him punching her again and again. Whoever commented below as her husband - you have zero class.

  • errrrrrr

    ZERO CLASS - CELEBSLAM ,what were you were expecting Masterpiece Theatre


    way to go Rhianna, you tell that silicone botoxed infested hag,burying her in a diaper would be a fitting send off,she put me in an early grave and her blowjobs sucked [NOT!!!!!!!!] THE LATE EDGAR RIVERS

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