I bet literally tens of people sign up for this gym

PICTURED: Madonna at the opening of her luxury fitness club "Hard Candy" in Moscow, Russia yesterday.

NOT PICTURED: A woman with any business sense whatsoever. I'd rather work out in the Penn State locker room with Jerry Sandusky as my spotter than in a gym run by Madonna.

*15 Madonna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 1
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 2
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 3
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 4
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 5
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 6
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 7
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 8
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 9
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 10
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 11
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 12
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 13
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 14
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 15
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August 08, 2012
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  • Artcojax62

    none of you will look this good when you are her age ...if you even look as good now!

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    HUH?

  • Fifi834

    What in fairground stripper hell is Vadge wearing?

  • hi beautiful! i still got your autograph, but i lost the little green plastic ring :-(

  • Please Retire

    Go away, you old hag.

  • Ben

    Gag me with a spoon. She has finally lost it.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    in Russia candy makes you hard, now dance you old slut [see photo]

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