PICTURED: Madonna at the opening of her luxury fitness club "Hard Candy" in Moscow, Russia yesterday.

NOT PICTURED
: A woman with any business sense whatsoever. I'd rather work out in the Penn State locker room with Jerry Sandusky as my spotter than in a gym run by Madonna.

*15 Madonna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 1
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 2
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 3
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 4
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 5
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 6
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 7
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 8
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 9
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 10
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 11
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 12
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 13
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 14
  • Madonna Hard Candy Gym 15
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