Lindsay Lohan leaving the wrap party for The Canyons at Churchill Bar in Hollywood (8/14)

Lindsay Lohan is currently suing Pitbull for, like, a catrillion bajillion dollars (her words) for using her name in a song (Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin' - I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan). So how's that lawsuit going, New York Daily News?
Lawyers for Lindsay Lohan, who's suing Pitbull for using her name in a song, are bailing out of the case amid accusations that their legal arguments were plagiarized from Internet sites.

"Ms. Lohan's and her attorneys' course of conduct demonstrates that they commenced this action in bad faith, looking to make a quick buck through an expected settlement," Pitbull's lawyer Audrey Pumariega said in papers filed in Brooklyn Federal Court.

Pitbull's legal team submitted a 20-page, detailed comparison of Lohan's opposition papers, which they say show that numerous passages were lifted word-for-word from legal Web sites.
Wait a cotton-pickin' minute, does this mean that Lindsay's representatives are no good charlatans who distort facts and play the blame game? Wow, what a surprise that they represent a no good charlatan who distorts facts all the time, plays the blame game, and can snort a pile of coke the size of the Matterhorn (OK, I made one of those facts up . . . I don't know if Lindsay distorts facts all or just some of the time).

*5 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • alex

    Whats the problem? Legal documents have to be 100% original? Isn't the content the important part? If it applies to this case, who cares if it was plagiarized?

  • Name

    Lawyers being dishonest? YOU DON'T SAY!

  • Nate Blank

    I don't see what the hell you're talking about. It just seems to me that she got out-lawyered for once. That is all.

  • Herman Bumfudle

    omG! that feels like satin #fuck i won't ask what texture it is. yeh! who would of thunk #fashion, you look so comfortable and cosy.

  • perry mason

    is her lawfirm named Dewey Cheetem and How or Mickey,Minny and Goofy

  • LuvChild

    LiLo is so awesomely beautiful. I would love to kiss every freckle on her georgous body.

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