Lindsay Lohan leaving The Dream Hotel in New York (8/22)

Stop me if you've heard this before. Lindsay Lohan is officially a suspect in the theft of $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses from the Hollywood Hills home of Sam Magid during a house party last weekend. If she hadn't plea-bargained her past crimes down, she'd be facing her third strike and life in prison. But she's not, so woo hoo! Everything's coming up Lindsay! From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell us Lindsay and her assistant Gavin Doyle are both suspects in the theft.

Now here's the twist. We're told Sam has recanted his story and now says nothing was stolen. But our sources say cops are not closing out the investigation because they believe they have independent witnesses who can finger Lindsay and Gavin as the thieves.

Sources tell us LAPD detectives contacted the lawyer for Lindsay and Gavin today, asking for an interview with the two suspects but the lawyer rejected the request.
Detectives knew they had the right suspect when they asked Lindsay for a written statement, and she handed them back a piece of paper that said "I suck your dick?" Sorry Lindsay, this is an election year. You can't blow your way out of this one.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Official Suspect 1
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  • jay

    She'll be doing soda bottle insertions for the porn industry one of these days.

  • Morgan

    You would think LiLo was a republican the way the media keeps attacking her with lies and unfounded rumor. I smell the work of Evil Sam and her band of terrorist PR Flacks.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Fucking surprise, surprise! I knew this clueless nit-wit was another accident waiting to happen. See what happens when you pay young kids too much money for nothing anf then turn them loose in Liberal Hollywood, where anything goes. What the fuck do you expect....? Fucking Liberal Assholes!!

  • frecklepuss

    psst, hey mister want to buy a watch or some designer sunglasses, just ask for freckles she's the one on her knees with her mouth open

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