Lindsay Lohan is rich again
Lindsay Lohan leaving Malibu Beach (8/12)
Lindsay Lohan is somehow making two million dollars this year, and she hasn’t had to resort to selling one blowjob. Amazing. TMZ has the breakdown:
Sources directly involved in Lindsay’s finances have given us the breakdown:
- Playboy (December issue but she was paid in 2012) $1 Million
- “Liz and Dick” Lifetime movie — $300,000
- “The Canyons” — $6,480 (scale)
- “Scary Movie” (Lindsay is about to sign on) — $200,000
In addition, Lindsay was paid for her appearance on “Glee.” And she’s pulling in money for being the face of Philipp Plein. But wait, there’s more. Lindsay is also getting $$$ for endorsing Jag Jeans. And she makes $2,000 — $10,000 per tweet endorsement for several companies. Our sources say, all tolled, Lindsay will make north of $2 million this year.
Look, I think it’s time for all of us who fight for truth, justice, and the American way to go ahead and write off Lindsay Lohan. This kid is fucking untouchable — her nickname on the bathroom walls of the FBI and IRS are “The Teflon Skank” and “Herpes Capone.” I’m calling the dogs off, Lilo. You win. Anybody that can pull cash by committing crimes is A-OK in my book. Nah, I’m totally kidding. Go play in traffic.