Kristen Stewart fucked up everything

How much money do you think Kristen Stewart (creepily wearing Robert Pattinson's hat, above, after she apologized for cheating on him) and her whorish ways will end up hurting ticket sales for the final installment of the Twilight franchise? Tens of millions? Hundreds of millions? From the New York Post:
Execs at Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the behemoth "Twilight Saga" franchise, are patiently hoping Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get back together after Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders. As a result, sources say, Summit hasn't fully organized press plans for the fourth "Twilight" movie, "Breaking Dawn -- Part 2," out in November.

"The studio's holding out to see if they get back together. But I don't think anyone is banking on that happening," said an insider. "At this point, the press strategy would have been mapped out. It's usually very organized, but at this time it's undecided."

Sources said Stewart and Pattinson could attend premieres separately if they don't reunite. And that Ashley Greene could step into a more prominent role at promo appearances should fans' dislike toward Stewart continue.
Kristen, you're still sort of young, so consider this a lesson on why you don't shit where you eat. You had those silly preteens eating out of the palm of your overrated hand, but you just couldn't get enough of those married beef injections. Was it worth fucking up your career, stupid? If you came out and said that Eddie Munster is a complete dud in the sack then I'd have no choice but to mock him mercilessly, but you did the unthinkable and made a dude the victim. Pretty much everyone who lives on Earth understands and happily accepts the fact that women should be cheated on, but what's never been acceptable in Hollywood is the cuckholding of men. Also not acceptable: Being at the same place at the same time as Rob Schneider. That's just embarrassing.

*6 Kristen Stewart pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristen Stewart Screwup 1
  • Kristen Stewart Screwup 2
  • Kristen Stewart Screwup 3
  • Kristen Stewart Screwup 4
  • Kristen Stewart Screwup 5

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