Kourtney Kardashian leaving church in Thousand Oaks, California (8/26)

Call me crazy, but it seems like you and your significant other moving into separate apartments during the filming of your reality show probably means you don't have the healthiest relationship. Also, if you and your significant other are being filmed on a reality show, it probably means you don't have the healthiest relationship. From In Touch Weekly:
While they'll be in the same building with "Kim and Kanye West and everybody else involved in the [Kourtney & Kim Take Miami], Kourtney and Scott will be living in separate apartments," a Kardashian insider confirms to In Touch.

Friends say Kourtney is so fed up with his hard partying and immature behavior that she can barely stand to be in the same room with him. However, living apart may be a recipe for disaster, say those who know the couple.

"It's the worst possible situation for Kourtney," explains an associate. "Scott's friends in Miami are partiers, and they're all in the club scene -- so he'll be worse than ever. With his own apartment, he'll have the privacy to do whatever he wants without Kourtney knowing. She'll still have to film with Scott every day and hear about all the bad things he's done without being able to do anything about it. There's going to be a lot of drama."
Wait . . . what? Kourtney is living with Scott on TV, but they don't share an apartment in Miami unless Kanye is there with a production crew . . . holy shit! These people are just too damn dishonest for me to follow. Is there ANYTHING Team KKK does that is completely sincere? Fake relationships, fake marriages, fake leaked porn tapes . . . it's all fake (well the porn tape was real; the "leak" was negotiated by Mother of the Decade Kris). Look, I understand that Kris and her hatchlings are nothing but a bunch of carnies, but that doesn't mean that we all have to be rubes. If you schemers ever wanted to know why you're so hated now, it's because you insist on treating us like a bunch of marks. Dammit, you assholes owe me a giant stuffed animal!

*15 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Milly

    It is going to be tough on her until she can get back on her feet, find a job and place to live. Hopefully the Salvation Army or some other charity organization can help Kourtney and the baby.

  • Jose

    Woman pretty, husband leave him, fambly out throw her. Soon the work camp she go and stamps of the food. Sad very.

  • Crazy_Hater

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  • Dr NO

    OH BOO FCUKIN WHO!!! She picked him and made the choice to have not 1 but 2 bastard children w/him...STFU already...

  • bob k the late dad

    Kourtney should be given the Armenian mother of the year award for actually having a white baby, well almost white she is part Mexican


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