Kirk Douglas leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (7/31)

Hey dickheads, would it be too much to ask you to not ask the 95-year-old stroke victim to autograph a picture that you're no doubt going to turn around and sell on eBay? He's probably still out there signing it.

*10 Kirk Douglass pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 1
  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 2
  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 3
  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 4
  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 5
  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 6
  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 7
  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 8
  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 9
  • Kirk Douglas Autograph 10
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