Kim wants a baby

Kim Kardashian at Laser Away in Santa Monica (8/4)

According to In Touch Weekly, Kim Kardashian has stopped taking her birth control and is doing "everything she can" to have a baby with Kanye West. If there is a God, he will not let this happen.

"Kim is ready to have babies and talks about it all the time," reveals a Kardashian insider to In Touch. And since she's been on the pill for around 15 years, reports another source, Kim, 31, is taking "the necessary measures" to make it easier to conceive.

Whoa, everybody. Before you guys start checking the baby registry at Victoria's Secret, I have two things you need to know: First, Victoria's Secret doesn't have a baby registry. That would be too slutty -- even for them. Second, You can't get pregnant through the butt, so we're safe for now . . . *does Sign of the Cross*

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Sandra

Think of what the offspring of these two powerful people could accomplish. They would be the natural leaders of the western world.

TwilaX

It would be wonderful, their children would grow up to rule over us all, and make our lives good.

Simon

Just imagine the political power a Black-Armenian could wield when he/she grew up. It would be Hope and Change on steroids.

LIZ THE SHIZ

KAN -YE-CASHIN-IN WITH KARDASHIAN and create a new race ARMEINEGRO

Crazy_Hater

NO, Fuck NO!! The world doesn't need any off-springs from these two useless fucks! Why not just get some random slut and a homeless dude to make a baby, it would be the same as whatever came out of this cunt HOle. Fuck the World!

Vloggerazzi

Pretty sure you can't get pregnant with blowjobs and anal because that's all I saw her do in her sex tape.

LIZ THE SHIZ

MISSY KIMS, I'Z SHOO WANT'S TO BEEZ MAKIN BABEEZ WIDS YOUS ANDS WEEZ KOODS MAKES LOTS OV MUNNEEZ LIKES YOUSE FILTHEE HO MEXICAN MUTHAH AND BOTOX DU NUTTHIN STEPS FAATHER DUZ WID YOUS FILTHEE HO'Z SISTEREZ LOOK AT DE PICTURE OF DEEZ BUTEEFULL NEGRAZ KIDZ WE KOODZ BE HAVIN

Jay

Please, Kim, don't curse a child with that big butt of yours!

Nudgie

I thought she used her personality for birth control???

Emal

Bettter than a baby, how bout twins or triplets? Just think what babies that are half Kim and half Kanye would be like. It would be like the combination that produced Obama, and what a good thing for the nation it would be. Let us hope and pray that they produce many many babies.

Crazy_Hater

Holy shit, what a fucking disaster that would be, more clowns like Obama running around, Holy Shit that's Fucked up!