Keanu Reeves at the premiere of Side By Side at MOMA in New York (8/9)

MY CAPTION: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

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  • jay

    Ah Jeez, I swallowed the wrong pill again.

  • Nene

    I just blue myself

  • b-dub

    Whoa dude, if I smoke one more hit, I swear, next time I fart I'll get everyone in the entire room high

  • izzy

    Excellent....[air guitar]

  • ...con-din-sen me man, Ill.. fuckin' kill ya.

  • Gianna

    My therapist told me i'm one qualude and a sex scandal away from adopting an african child.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    dude, I got to get me some more of the oracles cookies

  • tony from sactown

    DUUUUUUDE wheres my visine?

  • Michael Spanton

    "i haz teh actin skillz"

  • Todd&Tucker

    "I wanted to use my star power to help the needy children in Africa... so I got high, ate a box of vanilla wafers and mailed them a coupon to the Olive Garden. Now I'm here... whoa... charity."

  • hoe

    "Keanu over here smile".......

    "whaaaaaaaat!"

  • fooser

    maybe if i squint hard enough, people will still think i am edgy

  • Misty

    Dude. My burger just said, "Whadaya know."

  • Gianna

    You want me to be in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3?
    Only if you can get Paris Hilton to play Bill.

  • qdog

    I was plugged into the Matrix and forgotten about... I had to watch

    Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey,Not excellent!

  • Bigote Chocolate

    "Pop quiz hot shot?...Hot shots was a great movie. mmm. im hungry. would eat some... hot pop tarts. or quiznos!!!

  • "Which one was I, Bill or Ted? I cant remember...Whoa Dude!

  • My cat's name is mittens.

  • 8 Inches

    Whoa. I guess I should have taken the Blue Pill...

  • Cc

    Everything's lame!

  • ST94

    "Some people day dream, I sleep live. Excellent!" <air guitar="" riff=""> "Anybody seen Bill S. Preston Esq.?"</air>

  • Morricone

    "I'm preparing for my new movie role - Dracula. Wait. What? I was in that movie 20 years ago. Awww, duuuuude. Wait, what year is this?"

  • Mike

    I lift things up and put them down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • tjhawk

    Keanu Reeves is Johnny Moronic.

  • mFalcons5

    You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? - Completely applicable Matrix quote.

  • Say Cheese

    Kenny's right ... cheesing is a ... is a ... what was I saying about cheesing???

  • mountainjam

    He is starting to believe "he is the one"

  • Crazy_Hater

    That Matrix is AWESOME!!

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    I forgot, did I take the red pill or the blue one?

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    Mr. Anderson, you may be the chosen one but your still an asshat douchebag

  • Ryan H.

    "Choice, the problem is choice...speed, heroin or crack?"

  • Speed was my friend, but I think I'm crashing pretty hard without it.

  • thinguy

    Dude where's my car? Wait was I in that...

  • katyparystheblade

    "
    The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy?"

  • (Classic Keanu quote) "....whoa."


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