Katy Perry riding the Wave Rider at Raging Waters (8/12)

Katy Perry is absolutely mortified about the wardrobe malfunction last weekend that introduced the world to her bare white ass. Nah, I'm just kidding. She thought it was pretty funny. From the New York Post:

After Katy Perry's naked tush went on full display due to a water park ride mishap, the singer tweeted a cheeky response: "Let's be fair, I really think I deserve a season pass for that ass. Oh, and some flip flops"

The folks at Raging Waters have reportedly responded, telling MTV News "FYI-We're sending @katyperry a Season Pass, flip flops, & a new swimsuit."

I like Katy. She could have very well painted herself the victim a la Scarlet Johansson and her staged meltdown, but she has the good sense to just go with it. Katy's chalk white ass gave that water park more free advertising than any Super Bowl spot could ever manage, so does she deserve a free pass and footwear from Raging Waters? Hang on, let me check my raging hard-on . . . oh yeah. Katy deserves a big, veiny free pass, and I'm just the fella to give it to her.

*25 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

[Bauer Griffin]