Katy Perry leaving SHOREBar in Santa Monica (8/24)

Fresh off her break-up with John Mayer, Katy Perry was seen holding hands with, um, that guy at SHOREBar in Santa Monica on Friday night. Look, if Katy's on the rebound and wants to embarrass herself with a guy, I still wear Spider-Man pajamas to bed . . . which I occasionally wet. I'm just throwing that out there, Katy. I'm just throwing that out there.

*15 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Katy Perry New Douche 1
  • Katy Perry New Douche 2
  • Katy Perry New Douche 3
  • Katy Perry New Douche 4
  • Katy Perry New Douche 5
  • Katy Perry New Douche 6
  • Katy Perry New Douche 7
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  • Roscoe

    I have to ask, is he what they call a metrosexual??

  • Crazy_Hater

    WTF is right! How can she like anything about this gay-looking fuck-stick? Her taste must be all in her mouth or she's doing some serious drugs to be seen with this useless douche-bag. Damn Katy!

  • Sweep The Leg

    This is her gay friend Markus Molinari. He is her go to safe date. Check your archives, you'll see he is in a ton of pictures with her.

  • RalfHarris

    Thank goodness somebody actually spelled it out. It's Markus, her very close old friend.

  • wtf

    Flock of Seagulls reject. Enjoy your one night with them jugs.

  • ST94

    I'm being completely honest here. I thought that WAS John Mayer.

  • LuvChild

    He looks very gay. She is probably safe, but maybe she has a strapon

  • maadonnah

    soon to be known as KATY GAGA


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