Jonah Hill out and about in New York (8/10)

This is one of the more random Hollywood fights that I can remember, but apparently Michelle Trachtenberg is fighting with Jonah Hill because he was a dick to her years ago. The two got into it last week at Charlotte Ronson's birthday party in New York. From the New York Daily News:
Around 1 a.m., Hill approached a gaggle of girls that included [Michelle Trachtenberg] on the roof-deck of the Bowery Hotel to say goodbye to one lady in particular. Trachtenberg "told him they had met at Saturday Night Live a while back, but [at the time] Jonah would only talk to Blake Lively. She accused him of being rude to her, and said she had told her mom about it," recalls the guest.

But the "21 Jump Street" star wasn't biting: The source says Hill looked directly at Trachtenberg and responded, "I don't know you." The 26-year-old brunette then "awkwardly ended the conversation" and headed toward the steps with a male companion.
"I don't know you, therefore the great Jonah Feldstein cannot be cordial in the slightest way." That's what fatboy is saying, right? Geez, what a douchebag. Not a smart move for a guy who sells himself as being an Average Joe who got lucky. Well, tubby, you did get lucky. You happened to be in the right place at the right time when Judd Apatow was looking to cast a morbidly obese weirdo in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and you've been able to underwhelm your way through movie after movie ever since. Remember the old saying, manboobs: "Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because when the ladder breaks under the enormous stress your disgustingly fat body puts on it, everybody will laugh when you hit the ground and splatter like a bag of shit thrown from an airplane."

*10 Jonah Hill pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 1
  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 2
  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 3
  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 4
  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 5
  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 6
  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 7
  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 8
  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 9
  • Jonah Hill Michelle Trachtenburg Fight 10
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