Joe Simpson is under arrest

Jessica Simpson's creepy old dad Joe was arrested for DUI last week in Sherman Oaks. There must have been a strike by cabbies or something. From TMZ:
We're told LAPD cops pulled Joe's car over around 10 PM ... and during the stop, officers got the feeling he was intoxicated and ultimately cuffed the famous pop and took him to the pokey. Joe was booked and spent the rest of the night behind bars. He was released without having to post bail at 9:41 the following day.

The case has not been sent over to prosecutors in the L.A. City Attorney's Office yet, but if criminal charges are filed, it's likely Joe will not get any jail time since it's his first offense.  He'll probably end up with a big fat fine -- something his daughter will have no problem paying.
Everyone who thought that the first time Joe Simpson would be arrested, it would be for DUI and not for a peephole he drilled in Jessica's bathroom, raise your hand . . . *looks around, sees no hands raised*

*10 Joe Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Joe Simpson DUI 1
  • Joe Simpson DUI 2
  • Joe Simpson DUI 3
  • Joe Simpson DUI 4
  • Joe Simpson DUI 5
  • Joe Simpson DUI 6
  • Joe Simpson DUI 7
  • Joe Simpson DUI 8
  • Joe Simpson DUI 9
  • Joe Simpson DUI 10
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