Jessica Simpson arriving at a gym in L.A. (6/21)

Jessica Simpson has reached a major milestone in her life: She's gone from "morbidly obese" to merely "obese." Congratulations. An insider told Life & Style:
"Jessica has already lost 35 pounds. She can't wait to reveal the results."

Besides dieting, Jessica, who gained 60 pounds while pregnant, has reunited with her former trainer, Harley Pasternak. "Jessica's doing great!" her best friend, CaCee Cobb, tells Life & Style. "Are you kidding? She's motivating all of us. We have our weekly Weight Watchers meetings, and it's so much fun. We all keep one another on track."

"After you have your baby, it's like, 'Oh my God, what happened to my body? This is not me,'" confides Jessica, 32. "I'm ready to have my body back!"
Are we still going with the lie that Jessica Simpson only got fat after she got knocked up by that NFL free agent (aka "unemployed")? I'd dust off the ol' Guinness Book to look for the longest pregnancy on record, but I have to admit that I just don't give a shit. Jessica hasn't done a thing for my erectile dysfunction or my faith in humanity since at least 2009 -- long before she accepted Eric Johnson's mediocre seed. I never thought I'd say this, but Jessica needs to start acting more like Ashlee. Who would have thought that the least embarrassing thing to happen to a Simpson sister over the past few years was getting knocked up by Pete Wentz?

*6 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Less Obese 1
  • Jessica Simpson Less Obese 2
  • Jessica Simpson Less Obese 3
  • Jessica Simpson Less Obese 4
  • Jessica Simpson Less Obese 5
[Pacific Coast News]

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