Flavor Flav somehow made enough money to owe a million in taxes

Flavor Flav forgot to pay taxes from 2004-2006 and now owes almost a million dollars to the government. Wait, you have to pay that shit every year? *nervously looks around* From TMZ:
According to documents filed recently by the Department of the Treasury, Flav shorted Uncle Sam on his tax returns for the years that coincided with his return to prominence via reality TV -- with " The Surreal Life," "Strange Love" and "Flavor of Love." Flav's tax bill isn't chump change either -- he owes $52, 243.47 for 2004, $303,035.93 for 2005 and $550,971.16 for 2006 ... for a whopping total of $906,250.56.
I totally understand why William Jonathan Drayton, Jr. (aka Flavor Flav) thinks the rules don't apply to him. Can you imagine having to manage this raving lunatic's checking account?

Accountant: "Mr. Drayton, I advise that you not purchase the platinum-coated Viking helmet, your finances aren't...."
Accountant: "all right then, meeting adjourned."

Yep, yelling that at the top of your lungs will end pretty much any meeting, unless it's a parole hearing -- as Flav can attest to.

*5 Flavor Flav pictures total in the gallery:

  • Flavor Flav Back Taxes 1
  • Flavor Flav Back Taxes 2
  • Flavor Flav Back Taxes 3
  • Flavor Flav Back Taxes 4
  • Flavor Flav Back Taxes 5

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