Ellen DeGeneres out and about in Beverly Hills (8/18)

Stuff rich people do: Buy and sell houses as easily as guys like myself buy and sell bootleg teen porn from off the street. What, you don't do that? From Contact Music:
Ellen Degeneres and her wife Portia De Rossi have made an easy $1 million on the mansion they bought from Brad Pitt at the beginning of 2012. The couple has sold the estate for $13 million - $1 million more than they paid for it seven months ago, according to TheRealEstalker.com. The property features views of the Pacific Ocean, a pool, two separate houses and a private beach.
Definition of a Real Estate Bubble- "A type of economic bubble that occurs periodically in local real estate markets. It is characterized by rapid increases in valuations of real property such as housing until they reach unsustainable levels and then decline."

Children, your lesson for today is to explain how property that smells like a tuna cannery, Mobil 1 High Mileage 10W-30 motor oil, and a father's tears can sell for a profit of $1 million in a down market. Now I understand why Rosie O'Donnell had that heart attack. It must have been shocking to find out that there's someone else in the world who loves the smell of fermented  Massengill in the morning more than she does.

*20 Ellen Degeneres pictures total in the gallery:

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