Britney Spears arriving at X Factor auditions in Providence, Rhode Island (6/27)

You think a chick earning $20 million/year could at least wash the lice out of her hair and put a shirt and some shoes on. This isn't a family reunion, Britney. From the New York Post:
Britney Spears was told by Simon Cowell to dress better and clean up her hair and makeup before going on "The X Factor." Sources said that after Spears turned up at one early taping appearing to not be wearing a bra, "It was made clear she is expected to be impeccably dressed and made-up for the show. And none of those ragged hair extensions." While "X Factor" reps deny Cowell ordered the singer to sack her stylist, sources tell us she's since turned up looking amazing.
Awe, hell naw, y'all. This here city slicker don't quite understand what the young'uns are into. Britney is a rose of the swamps, she don't know nuthin' about your Northern ways like wearing bras and deodorant. She ain't gonna be putting on airs just because you gave her $20 million to look purty, nosiree. What's next? Y'all gonna make Britney leave her spittoon in her trailer? I guess you won't mind if she spits her tobacco on the floor like a Frenchman.

*16 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Sammy

    The Britster is still bringing a smile to peoples faces and happiness and love into their hearts. She is a great lady

  • Jose

    Lady buiful she. Him world famus, like a bird sing him. Love she evrybudy.

  • Festus

    Yankees, just refuse to understand southern culture, even though it has been proven to be superior in every way to what the northerns endure.

  • John Lazzaro

    Superior cause Cowell has a stick up his ass?

  • brittytitty

    Mr Cowell, my bra done fell in my cement pond and my hair got messed up in the blow job booth at my family reunion

  • She could quit and get a job answering phones, but i don't think her conservators will let her. They're gonna run her till she's ready for the glue factory.


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