Mila Kunis leaving a spinning class in Studio City (7/27)

Fresh off giving her a $5,000 cell phone case, Ashton Kutcher has whisked Mila Kunis away on a romantic vacation to Bali. Wow, his penis must be really small. From the New York Post:
The actor, still going through a divorce with Demi Moore, has taken Kunis to a five-star resort on Bali's southern peninsula. Suites include wooden four-poster beds, a sunken indoor bathtub and ultra-private pools. Sources tell us the pair, who met 14 years ago while starring on "That '70s Show" together, are now making no secret of their romance despite earlier attempts to stay out of the public eye.

One source said, "Ashton was Mila's first kiss while on 'That '70s Show,' so they've always had a special bond. They started dating in the spring, and things have recently become more serious."
"Douchebag" . . . "Insufferably suffocating" . . . "Clearly closeted" . . . if you think I'm reading the transcript from Demi Moore's divorce deposition, you're wrong. I'm quoting from birthday cards that Ashton has received from friends and family over the years. Mila, do you know what it feels like to drown in an unhealthy relationship? Trust me, that's where Ashton is taking you. If you hook up with me, I can guarantee two things: 1. You'll have your first penis-induced orgasm, and 2. You won't have to huff furniture varnish to ease the pain of me cheating on you because I will rarely cheat on you.

*5 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ashton Mila Bali 1
  • Ashton Mila Bali 2
  • Ashton Mila Bali 3
  • Ashton Mila Bali 4
  • Ashton Mila Bali 5

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