While they'll be in the same building with "Kim and Kanye West and everybody else involved in the [Kourtney & Kim Take Miami], Kourtney and Scott will be living in separate apartments," a Kardashian insider confirms to In Touch.Wait . . . what? Kourtney is living with Scott on TV, but they don't share an apartment in Miami unless Kanye is there with a production crew . . . holy shit! These people are just too damn dishonest for me to follow. Is there ANYTHING Team KKK does that is completely sincere? Fake relationships, fake marriages, fake leaked porn tapes . . . it's all fake (well the porn tape was real; the "leak" was negotiated by Mother of the Decade Kris). Look, I understand that Kris and her hatchlings are nothing but a bunch of carnies, but that doesn't mean that we all have to be rubes. If you schemers ever wanted to know why you're so hated now, it's because you insist on treating us like a bunch of marks. Dammit, you assholes owe me a giant stuffed animal!
Friends say Kourtney is so fed up with his hard partying and immature behavior that she can barely stand to be in the same room with him. However, living apart may be a recipe for disaster, say those who know the couple.
"It's the worst possible situation for Kourtney," explains an associate. "Scott's friends in Miami are partiers, and they're all in the club scene -- so he'll be worse than ever. With his own apartment, he'll have the privacy to do whatever he wants without Kourtney knowing. She'll still have to film with Scott every day and hear about all the bad things he's done without being able to do anything about it. There's going to be a lot of drama."
Execs at Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the behemoth "Twilight Saga" franchise, are patiently hoping Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get back together after Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders. As a result, sources say, Summit hasn't fully organized press plans for the fourth "Twilight" movie, "Breaking Dawn -- Part 2," out in November.Kristen, you're still sort of young, so consider this a lesson on why you don't shit where you eat. You had those silly preteens eating out of the palm of your overrated hand, but you just couldn't get enough of those married beef injections. Was it worth fucking up your career, stupid? If you came out and said that Eddie Munster is a complete dud in the sack then I'd have no choice but to mock him mercilessly, but you did the unthinkable and made a dude the victim. Pretty much everyone who lives on Earth understands and happily accepts the fact that women should be cheated on, but what's never been acceptable in Hollywood is the cuckholding of men. Also not acceptable: Being at the same place at the same time as Rob Schneider. That's just embarrassing.
"The studio's holding out to see if they get back together. But I don't think anyone is banking on that happening," said an insider. "At this point, the press strategy would have been mapped out. It's usually very organized, but at this time it's undecided."
Sources said Stewart and Pattinson could attend premieres separately if they don't reunite. And that Ashley Greene could step into a more prominent role at promo appearances should fans' dislike toward Stewart continue.
[The Daily News] has learned exclusively that Leo DiCaprio is set to "bare it all" in the highly anticipated Martin Scorsese flick "The Wolf of Wall Street."Damn it, I don't need to see this movie to know that Leo is probably packing a boa constrictor in his shorts -- because that's the only reason to be in a movie with a full monty scene in it. Unless he pulls a Marky Mark and whips out a fake penis, expect Leo to be crowned Champion of Men. After all, he's the world's biggest star, he only plows the hottest supermodels (see here, here and here), he loves his mommy, and now he confirms the assumption of most women that he has a monster vagina splitter and isn't shy about putting it on display. God bless him.
"There will be some pretty illicit sex scenes coming up," said a set insider. "It involves four guys and two girls."
And there'll even be a little guy-on-guy action in one of the orgies -- but DiCaprio won't be in those. Not that there would be anything wrong with that.
Britney Spears was told by Simon Cowell to dress better and clean up her hair and makeup before going on "The X Factor." Sources said that after Spears turned up at one early taping appearing to not be wearing a bra, "It was made clear she is expected to be impeccably dressed and made-up for the show. And none of those ragged hair extensions." While "X Factor" reps deny Cowell ordered the singer to sack her stylist, sources tell us she's since turned up looking amazing.Awe, hell naw, y'all. This here city slicker don't quite understand what the young'uns are into. Britney is a rose of the swamps, she don't know nuthin' about your Northern ways like wearing bras and deodorant. She ain't gonna be putting on airs just because you gave her $20 million to look purty, nosiree. What's next? Y'all gonna make Britney leave her spittoon in her trailer? I guess you won't mind if she spits her tobacco on the floor like a Frenchman.
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