Tara Reid on a yacht in St. Tropez Harbour (7/15)

Tara Reid says she's doing fine today after being taken to the hospital over the weekend in St. Tropez for "food poisoning" wink wink. She tweeted:

"Don't worry everyone I'm all good and heathy I got a seafood poisening and hurt my back on the jetski but I'm all better thanks for caring!"

Of course everyone immediately assumed that "food poisoning" was a euphemism for "liver damage via pirate shot," but Tara says that's not the case:

"Everyone these stories I'm reading about myself are not true I got hurt on a jetski and went to the hospital to get x ray and I'm fine."

First of all, judging by her twitter page ("By the way to all you hayers I lobe my adidas track sits when you are going on the small boat to the big one it protects u from getting wet!" -- she actually wrote that), Tara Reid is half-fucking-retarded, so whoever let her take a 700 pound boat out into the Mediterranean should be charged with a crime. And second of all, drunkenly collapsing into a pile of your own piss and vomit on a yacht at sea because you didn't eat enough food earlier in the day doesn't count as "seafood poisoning." It means you lack self-confidence and use alcohol as a filter between you and society because you're afraid the real you isn't someone society wants to be around. Oh, did I get a little too deep for you there, Tara?

*20 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:

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