Rihanna leaving her hotel in London (7/8)

I guess that headline is supposed to be surprising. Not that it is, of course. Rihanna's gotten so dumb over these past few years that the only headline about her that would truly surprise me would read something along the lines of: Rihanna Completes Full Sentence Without Use of the Word 'Fuck'. From the Chicago Sun Times:

"[Rihanna] did meet with Chris in a Burbank restaurant the other day ... a place not even the sharpest paparazzi would think of ... Both Rihanna and Chris Brown changed cars twice, in enclosed parking garages, just to throw the paparazzi off so they couldn't follow them."

According to the source, Rihanna "is still trying to figure out a way to go public with Chris, but in a way people will be cool with."

With all the deception and evasive maneuvers, this situation reminds me of a James Bond movie . . . you know, the one where 007 gets the piss smacked out of him for getting uppity with a playa. Remember that one? Oh wait, that wasn't James Bond in a movie, it was Rihanna in real life. Bond has all the gadgets in the world, but the one tool he doesn't have is the one Rihanna is gonna need soon: a Life Alert bracelet. BTW, the switching of the cars in indoor garages was just stupid Chris living out his Casino fantasy. With any luck, the prick will end up in a cornfield just like Nicky Santoro.

*10 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

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