Octomom in West Palm Beach (6/15)

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman told CBS 5 in Phoenix last week that her new job of rubbing herself silly on film (in the awesomely-titled porn Octomom: Home Alone) has left her feeling empowered because she can finally pay her bills without my help (me being a tax-paying citizen of California):
"I would be lying if I said it wasn't for financial gain," said Suleman. "[My kids] take precedence. It's no one's business how I live life, raise my children or generate revenue to raise my children."

The Octomom also revealed her video performance left her feeling "empowered." "My priority has always been my children," she said. "There's really nothing I won't do to support them or care for them. Every good mom or dad can identify with that, providing for their safety, their well-being."

Suleman said the video is the first time she has done anything that sexual, though she recently performed at a Florida strip club. She said she was celibate for almost 14 years and doesn't believe in premarital sex, and would not do porn where she would have to touch another person.
Man, this chick is weird. She'll do porn, as long as she doesn't have to touch anyone or have sex (sounds like all of my ex-girlfriends just before the breakup). That means that Nadya Suleman is willing to insert dildos and other objects into her overused baby-oven on the internet for $1.99/minute or until your prepaid pass is used up. Wonderful, either way, she's a dirty pornstar. Well, not even a dirty pornstar, just a dirty porn actress. At least a pornstar has the dignity to display her profession on her shoulder . . . as well as all over her face and chest.

*20 Octomom pictures total in the gallery:

  • Octomom Porno 1
  • Octomom Porno 2
  • Octomom Porno 3
  • Octomom Porno 4
  • Octomom Porno 5
  • Octomom Porno 6
  • Octomom Porno 7
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