Nicole Scherzinger at the Global Filipino Music Festival at Hollywood Bowl (7/8)

A guy can't invite 10 whores back to his hotel room anymore without his girlfriend getting "mad" and wanting to "dump" him. Geesh. From The Mirror:

Furious Nicole Scherzinger is set to dump Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton after flying back to London last night. The former Pussycat Doll is said to be "absolutely livid" after he partied with 10 girls in a London hotel suite earlier this week.

"Nicole has been humiliated and she's not going to be a pushover. To say she is livid is an understatement. She's not sure there's any point continuing with the relationship and believes his heart isn't in it."

McLaren driver Lewis was pictured early on Wednesday morning surrounded by girls at the Mayfair Hotel after a night at nearby Funky Buddha nightclub. He hired a $5,000 penthouse apartment suite for an after-party with 10 girls after an evening clubbing with rapper pal J Cole. Witnesses say Lewis sprayed champagne around the suite and danced with guests before finally calling it a night at 5am.

I feel bad for Nicole, I really do. It's kind of an ironic situation because The Pussycat Dolls' entire catalog consists of obscene soliloquies to random hook-ups, and now she's a victim of one . . . or ten. Nicole, be grateful that when your boyfriend was swimming in Lake Vagina, he didn't use a couple of penises for life preservers. After all, your little fella drives in Formula One, or as we patriots call it: NASCAR's fruity Eurotrash cousin.

*25 Nicole Scherzinger pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]