Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth out and about in Toluca Lake (5/12)

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's marriage is gonna last about as long as Miley's virginity did once she hit puberty. Weeks, my friends. Weeks. A source close to the couple told OK! magazine:

"Their fights can get really out of control. Once Miley gets it in her head that Liam's done something wrong, she picks at him until he explodes. They'll scream and yell like crazy, and Liam usually takes off and ends up out with the boys, leaving Miley in tears. Then, after a few hours, the apologies and the text messages start and they make up and it's all wonderful again for a few days. It's the definition of unstable and immature."

Wait a minute, is this a Miley Cyrus story or the theme to every Taylor Swift song ever written? I don't know Liam from a hole in the wall, but Miley is as volatile as any southern chick out there -- i.e. probably not good wife material. And since we're on the subject, why aren't these two married yet? I half-expected Billy Ray would have escorted these two tobacco spitters down to the chapel by now, with a shotgun pointed at Liam's kidneys. I'm not sure if I'm psychic or it's the chili dog I found behind the couch that I had for lunch, but I have a bad feeling in my stomach about these two. Something tells me that eventually, Miley is not only gonna kill Liam Hemsworth, but go full bath salts on his face like it's a gourmet squirrel dinner.

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