Madonna shooting the music video for her single Turn Up The Radio in Florence, Italy (6/18)

Can one story come out about Madonna that makes her seem like a normal human being, and not a complete maniac? Bitch, you're from Bay City, Michigan. Settle the fuck down. Via Contact Music:
Madonna has set up a "sterilisation team" to wipe away any DNA in her dressing room after shows on her MDNA world tour. The 53-year-old has also told organisers only her and her entourage are allowed backstage passes. Concert promoter Alvaro Ramos, who is overseeing the Portuguese leg of the concert dates revealed her demands. Speaking at a press conference, he said:

"We have to take extreme care, like I have never seen for any other artist. We cannot even look at the dressing room, after it is ready, or even open the door. We can only enter after her sterilisation team has left the room. There will not be any of Madonna's DNA, any hair, or anything. They will clean up everything. In the end it is all to protect her and make her feel comfortable. I do understand it, but it is taken to extremes."
Wow, just how disgusting is Madge's sperm hole that she needs her own crime scene clean-up crew to come in and mop up the evidence? I guess Pope John Paul II was right when he said "There's only so much ecstasy, steroids, and jism a vagina can take before a creature of incredible power and evil slithers out of it, and no, I don't mean you, Lourdes." The pope was very wise, very wise indeed.

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