Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (7/5)

If there's anything we know about the Kardashians, it's that once your umbilical cord is cut, you better start earning your keep. Which doesn't make this story from Radar about Kris Jenner trying to make a quick buck off her new granddaughter Penelope that much of a shock:
"Kris immediately started trying to make money off the baby, literally from the moment she was conceived! Even Scott stepped in and told Kris to back off, he actually told her they needed time to enjoy their baby before they share her with the world. But Kris was relentless and started taking photos with the intent to sell them, and the whole family knew it.

"The last straw was when Kris wanted to take pictures of the baby during the birth, while she was coming out! Scott drew the line there, he said absolutely not! Both Kourtney and Scott have told Kris to step away, their baby is not some money making tool. They have a deal in place with a magazine to run the first photos of Penelope, but after that they want a little privacy for her."
Kourtney could stand to lighten up on granny Kris. Who can blame Kris for doing what she does best, which is selling children? Look, the porn star and kong are both cum dumpsters, but unlike Kourtney, their wombs are barren -- which means money will never, EVER, fall out of their vaginas. Until Team Jailbait are officially in heat, you'll have to leave it to little Penelope's bikini shots to pay for your Kardashian lifestyle.

*10 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 1
  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 2
  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 3
  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 4
  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 5
  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 6
  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 7
  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 8
  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 9
  • Kris Jenner Baby Exploitation 10
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