Kirstie Alley promoting her new book The Art of Men at the Book Expo in New York (6/7)

After losing a ton of weight on Dancing with the Stars, Kirstie Alley is back to her old size, which is somewhere between "HUGE" and "Ma'am, we don't carry your size in stock -- have you tried online?" A source told the National Enquirer:
"Kirstie's under a lot of pressure to get her [new book The Art of Men] done, so she's been holed up at her homes in Florida and Kansas over the last few months writing."
Florida and Kansas? Typical one percenter.
"Her weight seems to fluctuate with her moods. Based on her appearance in New York, she's clearly gorging on food again and has hit 200 pounds. She's trying to hide her bloated body in big, loose dresses, but she's not fooling anyone."
So what if Kirstie put on a few dozen pounds? The old battle axe is in her sixties -- the fight to stay sexy ended long ago. Sure, Kirstie was smoking hot in the early 80s, but nobody cares anymore. For most of you reading this, you were conceived with Kirstie's picture pinned to the headboard -- your mom's head was crashing into it while taking the cock (did it just get hot in here?). Anyways, it's time for Kirstie to just give up and be happy weighing a quarter of a ton. Besides, it's not like she has a career to worry about anymore.

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