Anyway, the guy next to you upgraded for 90 bucks and he has already asked if we serve Pabst Blue Ribbon."

Internal monologue of the guy on the left. Ugh, Here comes the cootie breeder.

TSA agent on the right: I'm just glad i'm not on the same trip.

"Hope Kanye didn't leave his grill in my pocket."

"Does the hotel bar have Colt 45 on tap?"

"...in the event of a water landing, Ms. Kardashian's seat bottom can be used as a floatation for all on-board."

"Ms. Kardashian, the captain has asked us to inform you that the term "first class" has absolutely nothing to do with your lifestyle. We have yet to see any signs of any class. Some airlines call this "business class." We can't figure out what you do. Anyway, the guy next to you upgraded for 90 bucks and he has already asked if we serve Pabst Blue Ribbon."

"I thought Kanye was supposed to bring the BLACK box on this flight?"

"Is it beeping because my fat ass is backing up?"

"Will a body scanner pick up semen?"

Damn, that ass actually squeezed through there....

that guy " oy vey such a giant TUCHAS I hope she had to pay for two seats in BIZN"ASS" class

Guy on left, "I didn't think it was possible but she just destroyed all the effects of my Viagra! Damnit I was hoping to join the mile high club".

Fucking UGLY shoes, what three year old did steal them from?

Now I know why those machines cost so much, they have to accommodate a fucking Fat Ass Bitch like Kim! Fuck, I've seen smaller shit holes on Elephants!

TSA agent: "Even jizz can set off alarms if you have enough of it in your backside"

Old guy: "OMG...I bet she poops huge!! It's going to be a long flight. I need to get to the toilet on the plane before she backs it."

TSA lady on the right - "I'll never laugh at a "your butt's so big..." joke again.

....and internal monologue of the "guy" on the right: "I could probably fuck that."