Keira Knightley at the premiere of Seeking a Friend for the End of the World in L.A. (6/18)

Keira Knightley's new film Seeking a Friend for the End of the World tells the story of the unlikely bond that forms between Knightley's character Penny and Steve Carell's character Dodge after it's learned that a 70-mile asteroid is on a collision course with Earth, and will end life as we know it. Knightley tells Fox News that if this scenario ever happens in real life, her last days on Earth will be spent surrounded by cake. Lots and lots of cake.
"We would eat a lot... Cake! Lots of cake. We would sit and eat chocolate cake... eat until the world exploded."
And there's the difference between men and women. Ladies, if you ask your man what he would do if he knew that the entire human race was about to be wiped out and the phrase "rape a ton of chicks" isn't in his answer, he is a damn liar. Cake? Get the fuck out of here with your cake. I wanna cum.

*15 Keira Knightley pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Joe

    Does she even have any boobs??

  • Og

    She is also kind of plain Jane looking. Not a beauty.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    my god but she " takes the cake" I would expect those words from Kirsty Alley or Jessica Simpson but they already eat lots of cake and everything else

  • TJHawk

    Since she looks like she hasn't eaten a decent meal in years, I can understand her desire for cake.

  • anon!

    is it just me or does it look like the first picture is of her back with someone photoshoping her head around?

  • Jay

    lmao this girl is so flat-chested it is difficult to know for certain.


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