Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart celebrating the launch of her new single Goin' In at Hyde nightclub in Las Vegas (5/26)

Wow, Casper Smart is really living the dream of every 25-year-old dude. He's dating a 42-year-old mother of two, who desperately wants another kid from him. Why can't we all be so lucky? An insider told the National Enquirer:
"Jen has been telling, three or four kids. She knows that if she is going to be a biological mom again, it has to happen sooner rather than later. So she's decided to just let nature take its course. Jen would love nothing more than to become pregnant by Casper."

"Jennifer and Casper spend all their spare time together and he is crazy about the twins," says the source. "He's a great substitute dad, and the twins love to play with him. They're already like family." And although Casper said a few months ago that he wasn't ready for kids, "he's now had a change of heart after seeing what an amazing mom J.Lo is to the twins," says an insider. (Print Edition - 6/15)
Allow me to be the first to congratulate Casper Smart on graduating top of the class from K-Fed Manwhore University (KFMU). See, guys? Casper studied the master, and now he's the heir apparent to the J.Lo fortune. All he has to do is knock up an extremely rich Puerto Rican broad who's in the beginning stages of her midlife crisis -- this is called "finding the Holy Grail" in the manwhore community. Let this be a lesson to all the Porfirio Rubirosas in the making: There's nothing you can't accomplish with good looks, a horse cock, and a gullible senior citizen.

Just in case anybody is interested in a history lesson: Porfirio Rubirosa

*15 Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart pictures total in the gallery:

  • J Lo Casper Smart Baby 1
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  • J Lo Casper Smart Baby 15
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  • Jay

    Not much to think about, really. He should have already been trying his best to keep her in a state of perpetual pregnancy.

  • EmmaLo

    He looks like a pile driving man. The will make JLo very satisfied.

  • Jose

    He has big eyes and cool clothes. JLo is lucky to have him servicing her. Is he a Jersey guy?

  • LOVE the reference to Porfirio Rubirosa!!! Dear God that stupid woman is dickmatized or f*ck-struck or something. As Laineygossip says, she totally dumpster-dove for this one.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    just following in Madonna's footsteps, but with a name like Casper Smart I hope he has a phone in his shoe because J-LO is agent 69

  • Vannostrandsmith

    They are so Happy for enjoying the Function of her new single.
    http://www.zimbio.com/Weight+L...

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    here hoping his chimichunga will ring her taco bell

  • Reggie

    He looks like he has at least a pint of seed and a huge member. JLo will be happily filled.

  • JerseyFan

    It is ladies like JLo that make Jersey the wonderful place it is. There is no better place to live, work and love than New Jersey. Why else are people from all over the world fighting to immigarate there.


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