Oh f*ck you, Gwyneth Paltrow

I don't know how any of us ever managed to get through a flight without the travel tips featured in the latest issue of Gwyneth Paltrow's newsletter Goop, but we somehow managed. It's a minor fucking miracle, I tells ya'. Gwyneth wrote:
Sometimes it makes the flight fun to get surprised with music along the way. On my last long flight from London to LA, while reading a book on my iPad, I put my iTunes on shuffle and kept track of all the songs that played. Note: I had to fast-forward through four or five totally rando tracks
Gwyneth was also nice enough to post a picture of herself, above, on her last flight from London to L.A. ("Here is a bedraggled working mother about to take an 11-hour flight..."). Interesting how she left out the tip to pay the extra $10,000 ($20,000 for round trip) to sit in first class on Transatlantic flights so you can recline the seat into a bed and get some sleep. Gee, that must have slipped her mind.

*16 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 1
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 2
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 3
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 4
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 5
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 6
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 7
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 8
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 9
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 10
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 11
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 12
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 13
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 14
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Flying First Class 15
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