Fred Willard got caught beating off in a theater

Veteran actor Fred Willard was arrested last night in Hollywood on suspicion of engaging in a lewd act at an adult theater. In other words, he got caught jerking it Pee-wee Herman style. From the Los Angeles Times:

The 72-year-old actor was arrested about 8:30 p.m. Wednesday by uniformed vice officers doing a routine inspection at the Tiki Theater in the 5400 block of Santa Monica Boulevard, said Los Angeles police Sgt. Chuck Slater. Slater said officers observed Willard "engaged in a lewd act" but did not elaborate. Willard was booked and released on his own recognizance, Slater said.

Wow, beating off in an adult theater -- that's so old school. I didn't even know adult theaters still existed. I mean, was his internet down? Couldn't he take his iPad to a Starbucks and lock himself in the bathroom and have at it? I know it doesn't have quite the same ambiance as the Tiki Theater, but it does have free WiFi. Nothing makes me cum faster than free WiFi. 802.11b . . . aw yeah, baby.

*5 Fred Willard pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN, FameFlynet]