How hot is the new season of Jersey Shore gonna be?

How hot is the new season of Jersey Shore gonna be?

Deena Nicole Cortese arriving back at the Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights (6/28)

That hot, my friends. That hot.

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*20 Deena Nicole Cortese pictures total in the gallery:

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LIZ THE SHIZ

IT'S SOOOO HOT THAT THE PEOPLE WITH CRABS ON THAT SHOW SERVE THEM COOKED WITH HOT BUTTER!

George S

They better invest in a whole shit-load of Wide-Angle lens or people will only be able to see half the show with all this whale-scale tonnage running around. Good thing Kim Kardasian isn't on the show or it would be impossible to get more than one FAT-ASS on screen at once.

JerseyFan

It's going to be very hot. NJ is at the epicenter of the American youth movement. It has the hottest youth culture, most beautiful young women and studliest young men. NJ swings like no other place in the nation. I don't want to miss a single episode.